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Post by ohtrap on Feb 20, 2007 8:16:32 GMT -5
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(because they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? because they don't stop to ask directions
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? because their balls fall over their butt and they vapor lock
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN (because you need a rough draft before you make a perfect copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....its never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And my personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 20, 2007 8:52:41 GMT -5
id say that thyre about right ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Feb 20, 2007 10:00:20 GMT -5
is Oh really feeling that bad, even if this had a remote resemblance to the truth, I wouldn't a posted it. Wake up man, snap out of it!!!!
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Post by HC Trapper on Feb 20, 2007 18:15:04 GMT -5
Whats with the Man Trashing Oh Trap? She got her claws into ya did'nt she? Brainwashed Ya! Man thats too bad cause there aint no cure!
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