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Post by whitetailaddict on Mar 29, 2007 14:51:48 GMT -5
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front o f the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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Post by Earl8656 on Mar 29, 2007 15:35:32 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by Sunshine on May 4, 2007 17:21:54 GMT -5
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Post by wheelers on May 4, 2007 17:50:38 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by bob999 on May 5, 2007 14:00:39 GMT -5
hmmm...wonder if work instead of the shake method we men use.............LOL..some of you, im sure, could use the improvement:o if your posts are any indication of your prowess that is...lapdogs indeed
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Post by letinmfly on May 6, 2007 22:55:41 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!
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Post by ohtrap on May 7, 2007 3:24:01 GMT -5
LMAO. thats funny ad hel. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by trappinggirl on Jun 22, 2007 10:41:45 GMT -5
;D ;D
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