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Post by ohtrap on Apr 9, 2007 2:57:53 GMT -5
before any of ya start on me bein a lap dog.. lmao remember you have to throw em a bone every once in awhile ;D
>For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. >Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? >Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a >little sausage. > >Men are like.... > >1. Men are like ..Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. >2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they >are. >3. Men are like .. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. >4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. >5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head >right for your hips. >6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. >7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. >8. Men are like ..... ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to >mature. >9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of >emotion. >10. Men are like .. Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little >while. >11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how >many inches you'll get or how long it will last. >12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. >13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are >handicapped.
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 9, 2007 15:03:43 GMT -5
Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how >many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
umm im thinking i should delete this...but its too dang funny..LOL
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Post by huckleberry on Apr 9, 2007 20:05:40 GMT -5
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Post by ohtrap on Apr 10, 2007 3:56:02 GMT -5
wouldnt that be boner.. huck .lmao
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 10, 2007 8:34:32 GMT -5
ohtrap.....................watch it dear ;D
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Post by ohtrap on Apr 10, 2007 10:00:53 GMT -5
yes dear mutters under breath.. in a pigs....
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 10, 2007 17:23:22 GMT -5
ty ;D
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Post by ohtrap on Apr 12, 2007 8:09:06 GMT -5
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Post by Earl8656 on Apr 12, 2007 13:32:13 GMT -5
she'll do anything to get rid of them dang kittens!! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 12, 2007 23:19:06 GMT -5
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