Post by ohtrap on May 3, 2007 2:50:48 GMT -5
Three women and three men are traveling by train
to the Super Bowl.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket
and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only
one ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take
their respective seats but all three women cram into
a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes
it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do
the same thing on the return trip and save some
money.
When they get to the station they buy a single
ticket for the return trip but see, to their
astonishment, that the three women don't buy any
ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram
themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram
into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the
women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet
in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,
please."
to the Super Bowl.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket
and watch as the three women buy just one ticket.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only
one ticket?" asks one of the men.
"Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take
their respective seats but all three women cram into
a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes
it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do
the same thing on the return trip and save some
money.
When they get to the station they buy a single
ticket for the return trip but see, to their
astonishment, that the three women don't buy any
ticket at all!!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram
themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram
into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the
women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet
in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket,
please."