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Post by Sunshine on May 26, 2007 10:29:38 GMT -5
Husband goes to psychiatrist After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works. Its all in your mind, says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses:I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured. The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: I can cure this. He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year, says the witch doctor. All you have to do is say 123 and it shall rise for as long as you wish! The guy then asks the witch doctor: What happens when its over? The witch doctor says: All you or your partner has to say is 1234 and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year! The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get into bed and he says: 123, and just like magic he gets an erection. His wife rolls over and asks:What did you say 123 for? ;D..LMAO..LOL
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Post by Earl8656 on May 28, 2007 7:38:20 GMT -5
just like a woman, always questioning everything
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Post by Sunshine on May 28, 2007 10:15:19 GMT -5
LOL..no thats a mans job..always wanting to know info that has absolutely no purpose, just cause theyre nosy as heck..LMAO ;D
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Post by Sunshine on May 28, 2007 18:22:51 GMT -5
yeah right
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Post by Earl8656 on May 28, 2007 20:34:18 GMT -5
every question has a purpose, whether it be to enrich the mind or broaden their horizons, these always come to light sooner orlater ;D
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Post by Sunshine on May 28, 2007 21:18:45 GMT -5
uh huh.dont i know it..LMAO... ;D
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Post by powerhouse on May 29, 2007 13:30:08 GMT -5
Some things are better left to the imagination.
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Post by Sunshine on May 29, 2007 18:31:15 GMT -5
and some things are better not imagined at all............
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Post by Earl8656 on May 29, 2007 21:00:36 GMT -5
and the only things better not imagined are those that ain't worth thinking in the first place ;D
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Post by Sunshine on May 30, 2007 6:48:02 GMT -5
or things ya know ya got no business thinking bout in the first place.lol
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