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Post by Sunshine on Jul 10, 2007 15:36:24 GMT -5
A man goes into the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh, only to hear, "Gimme 20 bucks. I really need 20 bucks."
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has this been going on?" The doctor asked.
"That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I really need 10 dollars. Just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.
"Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged him.
The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks, please, if you will."
"I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about it in my books," he said, as he frantically searched all his medical reference books.
"I can make a well educated guess though," he continued. "Based on life and all my previous experience, I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."
Notice both are MEN!!..lol..what nitwits..lmao ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 10, 2007 15:38:20 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by trappinggirl on Jul 10, 2007 16:29:56 GMT -5
MEN
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 10, 2007 21:17:40 GMT -5
whats that got to do with the price a tea in China??
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 11, 2007 22:34:16 GMT -5
???I think/hope Rusty meant to post this on another thread..lol ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 12, 2007 0:24:18 GMT -5
im confused.
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 12, 2007 12:38:47 GMT -5
well now that don't take much either......lol ;D
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Post by wheelers on Jul 12, 2007 16:49:45 GMT -5
;D
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Post by letinmfly on Jul 12, 2007 16:51:05 GMT -5
I'd love a blonde nurse. ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 13, 2007 22:41:25 GMT -5
hey lou, some of us would just love a nurse! ;D
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