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Post by Sunshine on Sept 7, 2007 20:25:54 GMT -5
A son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
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Post by letinmfly on Sept 7, 2007 20:30:30 GMT -5
True-Dat...LMAO!!!!!!
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 7, 2007 20:31:48 GMT -5
;D
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Post by bill1306 on Sept 7, 2007 21:31:04 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 8, 2007 9:29:04 GMT -5
men are such nitwits.
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Post by scansy on Sept 8, 2007 9:33:37 GMT -5
Niiiiiice.
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 8, 2007 10:37:55 GMT -5
i KNEW youd like this too. i need to speak with your wife........................
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Post by scansy on Sept 8, 2007 11:44:54 GMT -5
She would laugh too - because it doesn't work that way in our house. She can't cook her way out of a paper bag - and I'm OK at it and getting better. In our house, it's daddy's kitchen.
Of couse I never vacuum, clean toilets or stuff like that.
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 8, 2007 21:03:09 GMT -5
of course not...........
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Post by BlakeTheTrapper on Sept 9, 2007 16:56:36 GMT -5
lol i don't get it
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 10, 2007 16:23:32 GMT -5
the wife is his appliance she does ALL the work around the house.
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Post by mtbadger on Sept 11, 2007 16:58:09 GMT -5
You are young Blake.... Givin the time you will learn soon enough... ;D ;D
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Post by deerhunter65347 on Sept 24, 2007 6:15:24 GMT -5
Its a right of passage.
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 24, 2007 9:31:57 GMT -5
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Post by Earl8656 on Sept 24, 2007 13:36:52 GMT -5
Blake, now can have a new-found appreciation for your mother, but, don't call her an appliance!
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Post by Craig Todaro on Sept 24, 2007 20:57:22 GMT -5
Good one..
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 25, 2007 6:31:23 GMT -5
Blake, now can have a new-found appreciation for your mother, but, don't call her an appliance! i have to agree with earl on that one Blake..i wouldnt call her an apliance if i were you either. ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Sept 26, 2007 21:03:04 GMT -5
Mother...Wonderful mother will goa long ways for ya ;D
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 9, 2007 21:45:39 GMT -5
;D;D
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