awh
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Post by awh on Sept 17, 2007 16:06:08 GMT -5
Three Men on a Hike
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength And the tools to cross the river"
Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was Able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross The river"
Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one Hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
"If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!"
****Note this was sent to me in an email & I thought Sunny would get a kick out of the down right lies typed in it..... ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Sept 17, 2007 19:46:46 GMT -5
Well u know that can't be a true story...women can't read maps(men don't need em) ;D
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awh
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Post by awh on Sept 18, 2007 14:49:00 GMT -5
Yeap. And to see that she hasn't said a thing must mean I actually won one....LOL
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Post by Earl8656 on Sept 18, 2007 19:02:18 GMT -5
don't count your chickens before they hatch....lol ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 18, 2007 20:41:22 GMT -5
ya got em, you just aint got sense enough to use them correctly is all, kinda like somethin else ..
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Post by mtbadger on Sept 19, 2007 1:54:54 GMT -5
Whoa just hold on there a minute.....Theres plenty of us that know how to use it... NUF SAID ;D
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