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Post by Sunshine on Sept 23, 2007 2:39:11 GMT -5
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress." "Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television." "And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied .
;D now thats funny.
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Post by Earl8656 on Sept 23, 2007 4:01:12 GMT -5
i didn't thnk so
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Post by deerhunter65347 on Sept 24, 2007 6:10:38 GMT -5
I would have said i want a second opinion.
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 27, 2007 0:47:39 GMT -5
LOL.i do earl.
DH..i reckon that mighta worked..LOL
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Post by bill1306 on Oct 4, 2007 22:36:13 GMT -5
I don't think a second opinion would have helped that guy.
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Post by Earl8656 on Nov 4, 2007 5:02:12 GMT -5
Obviously the doctor was in tune with the mans simple needs, and as usual, the woman wasn't listening.
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Post by scansy on Nov 4, 2007 8:18:45 GMT -5
Obviously the doctor was in tune with the mans simple needs, and as usual, the woman wasn't listening. Typical
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Post by merdigurl on Nov 4, 2007 10:14:48 GMT -5
LOL~ ;D
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 7, 2007 22:29:41 GMT -5
oh my geesh that was hilarious.. i will remember that one
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