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Post by Sunshine on Dec 12, 2007 20:11:02 GMT -5
When god first created Eve things went along quite well for a time... ... but one day Eve said, "God, It's lovely here in Eden, getting to know the animals and plants and things, but somehow I feel there's something missing. None of the animals will come into the hut, and they're too big anyway, it's like I need company or something." "Yes…. I suppose you might have a point", God responded, and within a short while a beautiful loving dog appeared and made himself comfortable. Eve was overjoyed, and things went along well for a while, but then she said, "…um, God, the dog's great, and I love him and all, but, well, he's got some bad habits. He rolls in the mud and comes in dirty, he's begun to fight with the other animals, and he looks pathetic if I don't feed him on time. Is there anything…?" "Look," said God, "nothing on earth can be as perfect as you, so stop expecting too much. But, I'll see what I can do. Let's see…. Same basic design, I'm afraid, same bad habits, but this one you should be able to manipulate into bringing the food to you and supplying a few comforts. See how you get on." That's when he made Adam see, i knew ya'll were dogs for a reason
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Post by Earl8656 on Dec 12, 2007 21:47:52 GMT -5
thats not even a good fairy tale
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Post by scansy on Dec 13, 2007 5:56:43 GMT -5
Did you just make that up sunny? It sounds like a really bad joke that was made up on the fly.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 13, 2007 7:38:02 GMT -5
Scanmsy.relaity aint always pretty and we all klnow failrytales are a myth .....thispost; however, was Gospel ;D
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Post by samuelhasguns on Dec 13, 2007 9:29:55 GMT -5
So not true.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 13, 2007 9:57:26 GMT -5
BS
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Dec 13, 2007 15:22:45 GMT -5
LOL FUNNY;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Dec 13, 2007 16:44:11 GMT -5
obvously a confused atheist must have written it ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 18, 2007 7:52:05 GMT -5
earl,i didnt know ya wrote it
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