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$800.00
Jan 26, 2008 17:44:48 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 26, 2008 17:44:48 GMT -5
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. "
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
;D FUNNY!!! ;D
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Jan 26, 2008 18:16:54 GMT -5
Post by wheelers on Jan 26, 2008 18:16:54 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Jan 26, 2008 22:26:09 GMT -5
Post by Earl8656 on Jan 26, 2008 22:26:09 GMT -5
;D
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Jan 27, 2008 8:50:04 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 27, 2008 8:50:04 GMT -5
LMAO
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Jan 27, 2008 17:49:30 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 27, 2008 17:49:30 GMT -5
i hope she didnt give it ot him. afterall she earned it.
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Jan 28, 2008 15:00:18 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Jan 28, 2008 15:00:18 GMT -5
LMAO!!! ;D Cat are you implying that she's a w--re?
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Jan 28, 2008 15:03:51 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Jan 28, 2008 15:03:51 GMT -5
No Lou, she meant she hoped she didn't give "it" to the friend!
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Jan 28, 2008 15:57:19 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 28, 2008 15:57:19 GMT -5
LMAO!!! ;D Cat are you implying that she's a w--re? no more than hes a pervert
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Jan 28, 2008 16:04:33 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Jan 28, 2008 16:04:33 GMT -5
LMAO!!! ;D Cat are you implying that she's a w--re? no more than hes a pervert Pervert is a better label... ;D Besides it's not his fault he's smarter than she is. ;D
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Jan 28, 2008 16:41:05 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 28, 2008 16:41:05 GMT -5
but is he? shes got the 800.00 bucks..lol..whats he got?
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Jan 28, 2008 16:48:54 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Jan 28, 2008 16:48:54 GMT -5
I'm not talking about her husband.
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Jan 28, 2008 17:56:46 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 28, 2008 17:56:46 GMT -5
well the neighbors a perv,like i said
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Jan 28, 2008 18:02:19 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Jan 28, 2008 18:02:19 GMT -5
well the neighbors a perv,like i said Just can't admit that I'm right...huh? ;D
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Jan 29, 2008 8:18:42 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 29, 2008 8:18:42 GMT -5
Lou, your never right. ;D
You just hope someday, you can be a great as I am.
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Jan 29, 2008 8:24:35 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 29, 2008 8:24:35 GMT -5
Lou, such low expectations? im surprised at ya.
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Jan 29, 2008 8:28:23 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 29, 2008 8:28:23 GMT -5
Lou, such low expectations? im surprised at ya. I thought he was the Italian stallion at one time
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Jan 29, 2008 8:30:27 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Jan 29, 2008 8:30:27 GMT -5
Lou, your never right. ;D You just hope someday, you can be a great as I am. Lou, if you truly hope to be as great as sam is, here are some tips. 1. Drink more beer 2. Keep on NOT being a trapper. 3. Brokeback 4. City slicker 5. Spend all day posting on this site and not working
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Jan 29, 2008 8:34:55 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 29, 2008 8:34:55 GMT -5
scansy, some of those could be describin all of us ;D
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Jan 29, 2008 8:35:53 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Jan 29, 2008 8:35:53 GMT -5
OK, #5 definately fits me too. And probably #1. ;D
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Jan 29, 2008 8:36:36 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 29, 2008 8:36:36 GMT -5
;D
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Jan 29, 2008 8:42:59 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 29, 2008 8:42:59 GMT -5
LOL Scansy. So true bro. But I would leave out number 3
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Jan 29, 2008 9:00:39 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Jan 29, 2008 9:00:39 GMT -5
Thanks for clearing that up sam. We could replace it with 3. Not getting any.
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Jan 29, 2008 9:02:16 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 29, 2008 9:02:16 GMT -5
that one could go for me too
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Jan 29, 2008 9:03:51 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 29, 2008 9:03:51 GMT -5
N O smartbutt comments neither
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Jan 29, 2008 9:07:33 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Jan 29, 2008 9:07:33 GMT -5
We would never have smartbutt comments sunny. Hey, if you ain't gettin' any - and sam ain't gettin' any....... hmmmmmmmm......
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Jan 29, 2008 9:11:52 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Jan 29, 2008 9:11:52 GMT -5
no thanks
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Jan 29, 2008 13:53:56 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Jan 29, 2008 13:53:56 GMT -5
Cat it's not low expectations. If you set the bar low and you reach a higher level you'll feel better. Take Sammy for instance his bar is set at about 36" below ground. ;D This way when his feet or face hit the floor he feels like he's conquered the world. ;D Scansy you're probably right about your outlined 5 step plan. ;D
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Jan 29, 2008 14:31:08 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 29, 2008 14:31:08 GMT -5
Lou, I have conquered the world wide web. My next step, is to teach you how to trap ;D
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Jan 29, 2008 14:34:19 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Jan 29, 2008 14:34:19 GMT -5
Lou, I have conquered the world wide web. My next step, is to teach you how to trap ;D LMAO. I'll bet he catches a fox before a certain someone around here. ;D
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Jan 29, 2008 14:39:20 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Jan 29, 2008 14:39:20 GMT -5
Lou, I have conquered the world wide web. My next step, is to teach you how to trap ;D As soon as you learn first. ;D
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