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Feb 6, 2008 8:26:55 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 6, 2008 8:26:55 GMT -5
A minister decided to do something a little different one sunday morning. He said 'today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.
Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.'
The pastor shouted out 'cross.'
Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, 'the old rugged cross.'
The pastor hollered out 'grace.' the congregation began to sing 'amazing grace, how sweet the sound.'
The pastor said 'power.' the congregation sang 'there is power in the blood.'
The pastor said 'sex' the congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church,
A little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing 'precious memories.'
Gotta love little old ladies.
;D LOL..
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Feb 6, 2008 8:46:48 GMT -5
Post by wheelers on Feb 6, 2008 8:46:48 GMT -5
;D
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Feb 6, 2008 9:47:10 GMT -5
Post by letinmfly on Feb 6, 2008 9:47:10 GMT -5
That's funny chit. ;D
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Feb 6, 2008 11:28:50 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 6, 2008 11:28:50 GMT -5
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Feb 6, 2008 15:57:38 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 6, 2008 15:57:38 GMT -5
sam, go back to bed, i can ell by that response you dont feel well.
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Feb 6, 2008 17:17:59 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 6, 2008 17:17:59 GMT -5
LOL
I am dizzy. Thats all.
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Feb 6, 2008 17:50:13 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 6, 2008 17:50:13 GMT -5
thats not it, your always dizzy
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Feb 6, 2008 17:52:02 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Feb 6, 2008 17:52:02 GMT -5
thats not it, your always dizzy Is he a woman?
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Feb 6, 2008 18:21:03 GMT -5
Post by Earl8656 on Feb 6, 2008 18:21:03 GMT -5
thats not it, your always dizzy Is he a woman? surely is a question to ponder...refer to eagles Nest thread
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Feb 7, 2008 7:01:40 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 7, 2008 7:01:40 GMT -5
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Feb 7, 2008 7:33:16 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 7, 2008 7:33:16 GMT -5
LOL
I aint no women. I can tell you that. ;D
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Feb 7, 2008 8:51:21 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 7, 2008 8:51:21 GMT -5
prove it
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Feb 7, 2008 8:52:01 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 7, 2008 8:52:01 GMT -5
and you dont have to be a woman to prefer men nowadays Sam ;D
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Feb 7, 2008 8:55:08 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 7, 2008 8:55:08 GMT -5
How am I going to prove it. I can assure you that I am not gay. My picture is in mugshots. That's my proff. ?
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Feb 7, 2008 9:08:02 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Feb 7, 2008 9:08:02 GMT -5
How am I going to prove it. I can assure you that I am not gay. My picture is in mugshots. That's my proff. ? Just how low is that picture?
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Feb 7, 2008 10:48:24 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 7, 2008 10:48:24 GMT -5
Someone took it standing up. ;D
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Feb 7, 2008 11:01:28 GMT -5
Post by scansy on Feb 7, 2008 11:01:28 GMT -5
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Feb 7, 2008 13:02:48 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 7, 2008 13:02:48 GMT -5
;D
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Feb 8, 2008 6:33:52 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 8, 2008 6:33:52 GMT -5
like i said, prove it
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Feb 8, 2008 19:39:58 GMT -5
Post by Earl8656 on Feb 8, 2008 19:39:58 GMT -5
Sam, saw your pic in mugshots....one question...were u ugly before the operation too? ;D
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Feb 9, 2008 18:46:58 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 9, 2008 18:46:58 GMT -5
Earl, I had no operation. I was just born sexy. ;D
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Feb 9, 2008 18:48:51 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 9, 2008 18:48:51 GMT -5
well then Sam... what the HEL_L happened to ya since then?
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Feb 9, 2008 18:51:35 GMT -5
Post by Earl8656 on Feb 9, 2008 18:51:35 GMT -5
as a woman??why the operation then???
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Feb 9, 2008 18:56:17 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 9, 2008 18:56:17 GMT -5
I been hanging around here too long. My looks and intelligence detererated.
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Feb 9, 2008 18:56:44 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 9, 2008 18:56:44 GMT -5
Probaby from hang around WV people to long. ;D
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Feb 9, 2008 19:44:34 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 9, 2008 19:44:34 GMT -5
I been hanging around here too long. My looks and intelligence detererated. likely story
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Feb 10, 2008 11:58:39 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 10, 2008 11:58:39 GMT -5
It's a true story.
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Feb 10, 2008 14:19:17 GMT -5
Post by Sunshine on Feb 10, 2008 14:19:17 GMT -5
not
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Feb 10, 2008 20:52:32 GMT -5
Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 10, 2008 20:52:32 GMT -5
lol
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