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Post by geezerman on Jan 3, 2007 22:36:45 GMT -5
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries > they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas . > In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I > reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the > Queen of England. > > The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs > in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in > track and field events in the Olympics. > > The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was > high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train > traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde > hair and the horse's butt. I was able to put them together and now she's a > senator from New York .
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Post by hawkeye on Jan 3, 2007 22:41:15 GMT -5
Now that would be funny, but it's sad and true. Hillary was a good looking woman before that happened.
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Post by cajunbill2 on Jan 4, 2007 21:05:14 GMT -5
now that was super ..almost choked on coffee..
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 4, 2007 23:09:34 GMT -5
Hey Hawk, where u been , she ain't ever been good lookin. When she was born the doc was afraid to spank her cause he was afraid it would rub off!! ;D
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Post by geezerman on Jan 4, 2007 23:42:14 GMT -5
earl. LMAO, if that ain't a fact, why do ya think her hubby was grabbin all he could, plus I am almost certain she plays for the other team. Did you see the way her and Rosie O"Dykel were exchanging glances. Brrrrrrr... thats a disturbing sight , excuse me I must go gargle with some bleach and wash my ears out with ammonia , maybe that will erase the image that is burned into my mind. argggggggggggggggggggggg
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