Post by Earl8656 on Aug 7, 2007 8:19:57 GMT -5
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>> PRESIDENT BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH
>> 10 POINTS
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>> Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans."
>>
>> I'm not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't
>> know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something
>> terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans
>> any longer.
>>
>> I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit.
>>
>> Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid
>> impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure
you:
>> there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this
>> office.
>>
>> The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm
>> fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on
in
>> the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours.
>> And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and
>> figure it out.
>>
>> 1.) Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by
>> politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you
>> think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers
>> of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And
>> while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority
>> business ownership is at an all-time high.
>>
>> 2.) Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the
>> Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but
>> it doesn't seem to have sunk in. Despite the shock to our economy of
>> 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more
>> Americans than ever are participating in these markets.
>>
>> 3.) Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most
of
>> you are too dang stupid to realize that gas prices are high because
>> there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a
>> small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and
>> beachfront property than your economic security.
>>
>> 4.) We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood
for
>> oil" crap. If I had been trading blood for oil, I would've already
>> seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to heck.
>>
>> 5.) And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If
I
>> were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical
>> weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'DISCOVERED.' Instead, I
>> owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me
remind
>> you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as
>> I did. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was
>> official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named '
>> CLINTON ' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did
you?
>>
>> 6.) You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back
>> during the cold war, there were two major competing political and
>> economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because
>> fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We
>> were simply able to outspend and out-tech them. That's not the
>> case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they
>> survive. In fact, they want to die (72 Virgins). That'd be fine, as
>> long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of us, and you
>> dummies too, with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill
>> you. And the bastards are all over the globe.
>>
>> 7.) You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us
>> here in the United States since September 11. But you're not! That's
>> because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence,
>> military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked
to
>> make sure of that.
>>
>> 8.) When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a
>> long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people
>> think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of
>> 'Survivor'. Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of
>> seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies
>> do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.
>>
>> 9.) Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the
>> enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a
>> donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang
>> it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist.
It
>> amounts to the same thing.
>>
>> In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all
>> over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times
>> or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.
>> Most of you would rather watch American Idol. I could say more about
>> your expectations that the government will always be there to bail
>> you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea
>> level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your
>> insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the
>> money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do
>> so, it would sail right over your heads.
>>
>> So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient
>> house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be
>> fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got
>> elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever
>> hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age
before
>> the last pillars of America fall.
>>
>> 10.) Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi
is
>> your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully,
>> because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of
>> you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in
2008.
>> So that's it.
>>
>>
>> God bless what's left of America.
>>
>>
>> George W. B.
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>> PRESIDENT BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH
>> 10 POINTS
>>
>> Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans."
>>
>> I'm not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't
>> know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something
>> terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans
>> any longer.
>>
>> I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit.
>>
>> Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid
>> impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure
you:
>> there's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this
>> office.
>>
>> The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm
>> fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on
in
>> the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours.
>> And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and
>> figure it out.
>>
>> 1.) Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by
>> politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you
>> think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers
>> of homeowners including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And
>> while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority
>> business ownership is at an all-time high.
>>
>> 2.) Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the
>> Clinton Administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but
>> it doesn't seem to have sunk in. Despite the shock to our economy of
>> 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more
>> Americans than ever are participating in these markets.
>>
>> 3.) Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most
of
>> you are too dang stupid to realize that gas prices are high because
>> there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a
>> small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and
>> beachfront property than your economic security.
>>
>> 4.) We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood
for
>> oil" crap. If I had been trading blood for oil, I would've already
>> seized Iraq's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to heck.
>>
>> 5.) And don't give me this 'Bush Lied People Died' crap either. If
I
>> were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical
>> weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'DISCOVERED.' Instead, I
>> owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me
remind
>> you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as
>> I did. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was
>> official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named '
>> CLINTON ' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did
you?
>>
>> 6.) You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back
>> during the cold war, there were two major competing political and
>> economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because
>> fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We
>> were simply able to outspend and out-tech them. That's not the
>> case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they
>> survive. In fact, they want to die (72 Virgins). That'd be fine, as
>> long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of us, and you
>> dummies too, with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill
>> you. And the bastards are all over the globe.
>>
>> 7.) You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us
>> here in the United States since September 11. But you're not! That's
>> because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence,
>> military, law enforcement and homeland security people have worked
to
>> make sure of that.
>>
>> 8.) When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a
>> long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people
>> think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of
>> 'Survivor'. Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of
>> seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies
>> do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.
>>
>> 9.) Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the
>> enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a
>> donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang
>> it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist.
It
>> amounts to the same thing.
>>
>> In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all
>> over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times
>> or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.
>> Most of you would rather watch American Idol. I could say more about
>> your expectations that the government will always be there to bail
>> you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea
>> level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your
>> insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the
>> money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do
>> so, it would sail right over your heads.
>>
>> So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient
>> house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be
>> fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got
>> elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever
>> hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age
before
>> the last pillars of America fall.
>>
>> 10.) Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi
is
>> your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully,
>> because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of
>> you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in
2008.
>> So that's it.
>>
>>
>> God bless what's left of America.
>>
>>
>> George W. B.
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