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Post by offshoretrash on Feb 3, 2008 13:40:05 GMT -5
I go to a lot of schools that deal with the offshore industry and most are just a bunch of bull concerning work. We are required to go to a water survival school every two years but I don't go that often. One of many thing they show us that is helpful to anyone trapping or fish on the water is how to survive without a life jacket.
It's very simple really and can achieved several different ways. One is to make sure your t-shirt is good and wet, pull it tight around your neck pull it up over your nose and blow air in it. It will blow up like a ballon and help you stay a float as long as the shirt stays wet. Another way is to take off your pant tie the legs up and blow them up. You can blow in your jacket sleaves also. As long as what ever you have blown up stays wet it will hold air.
This technique should be taught to everyone that hunts, fish, traps or swims.
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Post by billmeyerhoff on Feb 3, 2008 17:12:57 GMT -5
Maybe Sunny could post some pics of her demonstrating the technique with a wet T-shirt.
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 3, 2008 18:34:43 GMT -5
Bill....some things are better left to the imagination..LOL..i will say that i know this firsthand..if your boobs are big enough, ya dont need a lifejacket at all, they double as built in flotation devices.
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Post by Earl8656 on Feb 3, 2008 23:54:53 GMT -5
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 4, 2008 6:29:00 GMT -5
shut your mouth earl, the flies are gonna get in
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Post by scansy on Feb 4, 2008 13:43:22 GMT -5
Yeah, but for us guys, if our boobs get that big......
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 4, 2008 13:49:08 GMT -5
LOL....youre already one big boob, youre a man aint ya? ;D
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Post by letinmfly on Feb 4, 2008 13:55:12 GMT -5
These threads always lead to sexual inuendos...
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 4, 2008 14:07:27 GMT -5
THIS time it was Bill Meyerhoffs fault. You guys have been a bad influence on him
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Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 4, 2008 14:30:59 GMT -5
These threads always lead to sexual inuendos... Lets see some pictures ! For educational purposes of coarse.
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Post by scansy on Feb 4, 2008 14:52:25 GMT -5
These threads always lead to sexual inuendos... Which threads would that be lou? I'm thinking all of them.
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Post by letinmfly on Feb 4, 2008 14:57:46 GMT -5
These threads always lead to sexual inuendos... Which threads would that be lou? I'm thinking all of them. All the ones you, me, Cat, Earl and Sammy post to.
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Post by scansy on Feb 4, 2008 15:03:38 GMT -5
Like I said - all of them.
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Post by billmeyerhoff on Feb 4, 2008 17:15:42 GMT -5
I think you're finally figuring out who I truly am Sunny. A exceptionally nice and exceedingly innocent man who seems to be constantly misunderstood. Those who have tried to influence me to be otherwise will not succeed I assure you.
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Post by scansy on Feb 4, 2008 17:23:48 GMT -5
I think you're finally figuring out who I truly am Sunny. A exceptionally nice and exceedingly innocent man who seems to be constantly misunderstood. Those who have tried to influence me to be otherwise will not succeed I assure you. Where's my shovel?
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Post by billmeyerhoff on Feb 4, 2008 17:30:39 GMT -5
I'm using it right now. That's how you get the really sloppy stuff out of the gutter. Better duck. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 4, 2008 18:23:44 GMT -5
I think you're finally figuring out who I truly am Sunny. A exceptionally nice and exceedingly innocent man who seems to be constantly misunderstood. Those who have tried to influence me to be otherwise will not succeed I assure you. i see you as an intelligent man with a dry sense of humor and understated wit.
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Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 4, 2008 19:01:37 GMT -5
LOL
YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by scansy on Feb 4, 2008 19:06:25 GMT -5
I think you're finally figuring out who I truly am Sunny. A exceptionally nice and exceedingly innocent man who seems to be constantly misunderstood. Those who have tried to influence me to be otherwise will not succeed I assure you. i see you as an intelligent man with a dry sense of humor and understated wit. No, you were thinking of me.
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 4, 2008 19:17:57 GMT -5
No i DEFINITELY wasnt
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Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 4, 2008 19:18:15 GMT -5
;D
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Post by scansy on Feb 4, 2008 19:43:52 GMT -5
No i DEFINITELY wasnt Sorry. I was delirious. All the talk about "flotation devices" made me lose my mind for a while. ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Feb 4, 2008 20:59:45 GMT -5
SHORT TRIP!!!!!
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Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 5, 2008 6:03:47 GMT -5
Which threads would that be lou? I'm thinking all of them. All the ones you, me, Cat, Earl and Sammy post to. You forgot Sunshine in there. She is the ring leader.
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 5, 2008 6:35:35 GMT -5
you twit, who the heck do you think Cat is?
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Post by Earl8656 on Feb 5, 2008 6:40:30 GMT -5
poor sammy, his mind jumped time again
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Post by samuelhasguns on Feb 5, 2008 6:56:29 GMT -5
you twit, who the heck do you think Cat is? Sorry lol I was just waking up.
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 5, 2008 7:23:28 GMT -5
u mean soberin up?
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Post by letinmfly on Feb 5, 2008 9:16:03 GMT -5
u mean soberin up? Like that's ever gonna happen.
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Post by scansy on Feb 5, 2008 9:59:52 GMT -5
LOL - sammy has the alarm set all night long so he can keep getting up and drinking another beer! ;D
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